Top 5 Rexley Tweets – February 2014
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- Goths shower in milk to get their extra white look. They should be using a waterproof gloss paint, they would never need to shower again.
- @EuropeTheBandTR What will it take to put me in the band? I have an EU passport and I’m always doing final countdowns on random mugs.
- Doing a hospital visit today. Like to stay in touch with all the mugs I’ve smashed at judo.
- In judo circles I’m known as The Postman – I always deliver, except on a Sunday (when I do a lot of charity work for the local gun club).
- Anyone getting lost in the moment, deserves to be chinned for allowing a moment to out-fool them.