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Top 5 Rexley Tweets – February 2014

  1. Goths shower in milk to get their extra white look. They should be using a waterproof gloss paint, they would never need to shower again.
  2. @EuropeTheBandTR What will it take to put me in the band? I have an EU passport and I’m always doing final countdowns on random mugs.
  3. Doing a hospital visit today. Like to stay in touch with all the mugs I’ve smashed at judo.
  4. In judo circles I’m known as The Postman – I always deliver, except on a Sunday (when I do a lot of charity work for the local gun club).
  5. Anyone getting lost in the moment, deserves to be chinned for allowing a moment to out-fool them.

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